Chipotle Sux

Chipotle really sucks they dont prepare their meat or anything they just pull it out the freezer n cook it they dont season or marinate it or anything to me it kinda taste like rubber

Chuck Norris

1. chuck norris died 20 years ago. death just never had the guts to tell him.
2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.
3. chuck norris can punch you in the back of the face
4. chuck norris lost his virginity before his mom
5. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
6. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
   
7. If Chuck Norris was a doctor- There would be no more sickness.

Putting your Pets on Prozac?

On the health section of the WGN news website and an article caught my attention. Vets are now prescribing Prozac to people that have trouble training their pets. Vets say if their anxiety causes the dogs or cats to hurt themselves or attack other people and animals that this is the best solution. See i think you need to just get off your lazy crusty butt and actually train your dog instead of trying once or twice then giving up, i think if we start giving our animals prozac and other anxiety medicine that they are going to be way to dependent on it and God forbid you forget to give your dog or cat the meds and they snap then what now you got an even bigger mess to worry about. In my opinion i think we should just raise our animals the way we always been

My top ten things i wan't to learn In my Lifetime

Top ten things that i want to learn in my lifetime are

1. Laws
2. Car maintenance
   
3. Sociology
4. My cultural roots
5. The worlds dependancy on technology
6. Tattoos
   
7. Meteorology
8. Engineering
9. Plumbing
10. Repairing Heaters and Ac units