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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Woot Woot!!


Rally rally the pitchers name is sally woo woo woo woo woo

that was my dugout song when i played minor league baseball back when i was little

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Mr T

  1. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
  2. When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
  3. The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
  4. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
  5. Mr. T doesn't breathe, air just hides in his lungs for protection.
  6. 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.
  7. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.




My Cause

My cause that is really important to me is to make sure every teenager, kid, and adult always have a place to go to when they have no shelter and always be able to provide food because being hungry all the time is a very horrible way to suffer especially when your eating one meal every one or 2 days i definetly know how it feels to go hungry and to have no where to go but the streets your walking on and i know when i get older thousand of people are going to be worry free for a place to stay and are going to have three meals a day and not have to worry about their kids not eating.

Desperation






If you are into good long thriller books that very suspensfull graphic and just out right crazy than this is definetly the book for you. Stephen King really had an Imagination with this one

Childhood heroes


My child hood heroes are people who never gave up on me no matter how bad i pulled myself under people who always knew i was going to be something special and people who has no matter what always been their for me is my Grandfather, Grandmother, and my Mom they have always done so much for me and nothing can ever amount to how much i owe them but i do know i love them all very much and that i really miss my grandfather and if he was here things would be so much better.

Summer


My plans for this summer is to go to daytona beach florida where my family is at and i am going to work probably 2 or 3 jobs nothing special

American Idol

I am not a fan of American idol at all i dont know why but it annoys the crap out of me but congrats to Lee

Chipotle Sux

Chipotle really sucks they dont prepare their meat or anything they just pull it out the freezer n cook it they dont season or marinate it or anything to me it kinda taste like rubber

Friday, May 21, 2010

Chuck Norris




  1. chuck norris died 20 years ago. death just never had the guts to tell him.
  2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.
  3. chuck norris can punch you in the back of the face
  4. chuck norris lost his virginity before his mom
  5. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
  6. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
  7. If Chuck Norris was a doctor- There would be no more sickness.











Putting your Pets on Prozac?

On the health section of the WGN news website and an article caught my attention. Vets are now prescribing Prozac to people that have trouble training their pets. Vets say if their anxiety causes the dogs or cats to hurt themselves or attack other people and animals that this is the best solution. See i think you need to just get off your lazy crusty butt and actually train your dog instead of trying once or twice then giving up, i think if we start giving our animals prozac and other anxiety medicine that they are going to be way to dependent on it and God forbid you forget to give your dog or cat the meds and they snap then what now you got an even bigger mess to worry about. In my opinion i think we should just raise our animals the way we always been

Thursday, May 20, 2010

My top ten things i wan't to learn In my Lifetime

Top ten things that i want to learn in my lifetime are

  1. Laws
  2. Car maintenance
  3. Sociology
  4. My cultural roots
  5. The worlds dependancy on technology
  6. Tattoos
  7. Meteorology
  8. Engineering
  9. Plumbing
  10. Repairing Heaters and Ac units