Chuck Norris

1. chuck norris died 20 years ago. death just never had the guts to tell him.
2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.
3. chuck norris can punch you in the back of the face
4. chuck norris lost his virginity before his mom
5. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
6. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
   
7. If Chuck Norris was a doctor- There would be no more sickness.