Mr T

1. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
2. When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
3. The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
4. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
5. Mr. T doesn't breathe, air just hides in his lungs for protection.
   
6. 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.
7. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.